HybridViolence

My girlfriend told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending 65$ on makeup. And I asked how come I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she's coming back...

It's winter in Minnesota, and the gentle breezes blow. Seventy miles an hour, at twenty-five below. Oh, how I love Minnesota, when the snow's up to your butt. You take a breath of winter, and your nose soon freezes shut. Yes, the weather here is wonderful, So I guess I'll hang around. I could never leave Minnesota, Cause I'm frozen to the ground. By the way in the last week we got about oh I don't know around 5 feet of snow. How fun....