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It's winter in Minnesota,
and the gentle breezes blow.
Seventy miles an hour,
at twenty-five below.

Oh, how I love Minnesota,
when the snow's up to your butt.
You take a breath of winter,
and your nose soon freezes shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
So I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Minnesota,
Cause I'm frozen to the ground.




By the way in the last week we got about oh I don't know
around 5 feet of snow. How fun....
Yeah so basically Minnesota is SO FUN! Not.
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:iconcountrydream14:
Gotta love Minnesota. Oofta! lol
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Struffert20 Apr 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If you don't have the balls to live here gtfo
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:iconrmorrison:
But you gotta love it :D
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Badgercheese1994 Dec 16, 2011  Student General Artist
So, get off your lazy ass and play hockey, which your state is awesome for!
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
Can't wait to get to Minnesota in less than 2 weeks' time!
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quirko May 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHAHA lololol fellow native here love your humor! :)
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Yinyanged Feb 13, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Hey, it's not that bad here. Almost, but not quite that terrible. Okay, yeah, it really is. Please help, I'm trapped in an ice fishing house. The door froze shut. Not. That happened last year. The summers are much better though! Kinda.
*Sigh*
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ZOMGZADR Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Oh jeez, I am in such a love-hate relationship with Minnesotan weather. XD
I'm STILL not used to having 4 seasons!
I used to only have to worry about... 3 1/2ish seasons!
40 Degrees used to be COLD to me! XD
... I miss Mississippi.
But I'm cool here too.
Pun Completely Intended.
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Kodiackk8 Jan 10, 2011
i love minnesota! even in the winter!
poems funny
wish i could have written it first...
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LittlewingFire Dec 13, 2010
How true.

NOT. You call 104 degrees in the summer COLD? PSH, come on, do you watch TV?
>_> People like you annoy me. Go to dry, boring Arizona if you don't like living in a state that actually has four seasons.

Sorry if I offended you, but really? REALLY?
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